May 2013
2 tags
Last night was wild.
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
painterbaker:
DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART
laugh-addict:
i saw hell with my own eyes
“I want to be like water. I want to slip through fingers, but hold up a ship.”
– Michelle Williams (via moaka)
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
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(◕‿◕✿) i am (◕‿◕✿)
(◕‿◕✿) going to fucking (◕‿◕✿)
(◕‿◕✿) murder you (◕‿◕✿)
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hungarian:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
3 tags
i’ve never been more stressed out. I’m so scared about my future and fucking it up. What if I only get ONE CHANCE, and I fuck it up. What will happen if I fail?
69shadesofgray:
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry
It won’t happen again
1 & 2 are lies
You’re a pussy
