Let’s file this under “I don’t know what the fuck this is but I like it.”
The cold never bothered me anyway
i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
I’m not sexist but I can guarantee that this was written by a women…
"im not sexist im just going to assume this was written by a woman because it has something to do with wanting expensive gifts" moron
I’ve had enough, I’ve seen enough, I want it to end, I don’t care anymore!